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Things

1989 / Directed by Andrew Jordan / 83 minutes
The film / Synopsis

An impotent husband, driven by a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. The result: the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

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